Dr. Funk Strain Information
Dr. Funk strain (also known as “Dr. Funkenstein”) is an Indica-dominant hybrid with an unknown breeder, but its lineage is packed with the celebrity strains Blueberry and Bubba Kush. This strain is renowned for its tight, compact buds covered with thick orange pistils, frosty crystal trichomes, and sticky resin. Dr. Funk exudes an enticing aroma of fresh blueberries that draws users in.
Flavor and Effects
Dr. Funk offers a sweet, earthy blueberry flavor with a sharp twist on the exhale. It delivers a euphoric cerebral high that gradually fades into a powerful body buzz, leaving users feeling relaxed, sedated, and often couch-locked. The high can even have a slightly psychedelic edge, making this strain ideal for evening or night-time use. Along with relaxation, expect an increased appetite, leaving you hungry after the buzz sets in.
Medical Benefits
Dr. Funk is highly sought after for its therapeutic effects. Its potent properties can help relieve chronic pain, insomnia, anxiety, arthritis, and depression. It is also effective for reducing nausea and alleviating headaches, hypertension, and migraines. Known for its analgesic, antidepressant, and relaxing qualities, it’s also an excellent choice for those who need an appetite stimulant.
Negative Effects
Common side effects of Dr. Funk include dry mouth and dry eyes, both of which can be managed by staying hydrated and using eye drops. Some users may experience dizziness or a temporary increase in anxiety, especially when consumed in higher doses. Headaches are also possible but generally mild and short-lived. Moderation is recommended to avoid these effects.
Growing Information
Although seeds for Dr. Funk are not available online, growers can obtain clippings from mature plants to cultivate clones. This strain grows short and squat (around 120-150 cm indoors or 80-120 cm outdoors) with strong lateral branches, making it suitable for Screen of Green (SOG) or Sea of Green (SRoG) techniques. Regular pruning is necessary to allow airflow and light penetration.
Indoors, Dr. Funk flowers within 8-9 weeks and produces around 350-500g/m² of dense, sticky buds. For outdoor cultivation, expect to harvest by late October, with plants yielding around 400-600g/plant. Dr. Funk thrives in warm, humid climates.
Terpene Profile
Dr. Funk’s rich terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its earthy, skunky base with fruity, spicy, and herbal undertones, enhancing its potent relaxing and sedating effects.
